17 - Structural Integrity
I've gotta say... I think this is my personal favorite and has been since I wrote it. It's simple, quick, and somewhat witty. I can say those things, whether or not they're true, because I wrote it. And, yes... the idea exists:
There's something so very fun about poking fun at real life. Sure, they may be amazing things that may never have anything bad come about... but I don't think I'd be the guy who throws that idea out there. Besides, I'm afraid of heights. Dubai-ous, (hehe), rotating towers of certain, impending death... no thanks. Give me land, or give me death.